The Office

Michael Scott Quotes (Page 2)

Michael: You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.
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Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.
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Michael: When Phyllis was in high school, she was soooo cute...and she still is.
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Pam: Should we get toppings?
Michael: What do you like Pam?
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Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?
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Michael: Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother (bleeped).
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Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.
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Michael: That Phyllis bit...that was pretty good right?
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Michael: The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here you sick bastard.
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Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.
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