Hey Toby! You suck!

Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.

This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.

As you know, one of my favorite things is fan fare for its own sake.

Michael: Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Deangelo: Haha. I won't...I don't know her.

Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
Michael: And to middles, the unsung heroes.

Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.

Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?

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