Michael Scott Quotes (Page 8)
Season 7, Episode 15: "PDA"
Michael: It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 14: "The Search"
Michael: I just miss you so much.
Holly: I missed you too.
Michael: Really?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael: Can I kiss you?
Holly: Yeah.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now, all over the inside of your precious little car.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Why does the Sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Holly: Is Mikanos Greek? He sounds Italian.
Michael: Ugh, you're the fifth person to tell me that today.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Holly broke up with AJ last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened...to me. To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school where she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That's what I thought, but here I am using it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 12: "Ultimatum"
Michael: You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.
Creed: My tombstone's already been made, thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Erin: Gummy bears and gummy worms?
Michael: Bears sad, worms happy... come on, Erin.
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Michael: If she's engaged, I'm going to go crazy, and I'm going to start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I might just burn this whole place down to the ground out of happiness. Either way I am going to need some talking down, and nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora Ephron...in every romantic comedy ever made.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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