The Office

Michael Scott Quotes (Page 6)

Michael: We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: I'm sorry, it is good.
Michael: No, it's not. It's not, but they really seem to be enjoying it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: I am a huge Woody Allen fan, although I've only seen Antz.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again...But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.
Holly: I'm real.
Michael: Yeahhh, you're a real pain in the ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Holly this isn't Ocean's Eleven where you get together with your friends and you just have fun and you don't care about how it turns out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (as Scarn): You jump to the right and you shake a hand, then you jump to the left and you shake their hand. You meet new friends and you tie some yarn. And that's how you do the Scarn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (as Scarn): It's gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (as Scarn): Hey Goldenface! Go puck yourself!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (as Scarn): Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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