Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Miranda Bailey Quotes
DEREK: "You know they call you the Nazi."
MIRANDA: "So I've heard."
GEORGE: "Paging Dr. Karev-ian!" [laughs]
MIRANDA: "What did you just say?"
GEORGE: "Um, it, it's a joke, Kevorkian, Karev-ian... Alex Karev?"
MIRANDA: "I get the joke. I just don't think it's funny. You see this O'Malley? I make one mistake with this scalpel and this man's dead. My husband, he makes mistakes at his job all the time. As far as I know he's never killed anyone but I have. And YOU WILL. Alex did. He made a math mistake and a man died for it. Run that past your accountant. See how he'd feel if every mistake he made, someone ended up dead. You don't have to like Alex, you don't have to care about him, but you damn well have to be on his side."
CRISTINA: "Dr. Bailey, I want off the psychic case, I'll take whatever you've got. Can I switch?"
MIRANDA: "Ask nicely."
CRISTINA: "What? This is me doing nicely."
DEREK: "How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery?" [pauses] "I've been practicing that."
MIRANDA: "You have too much time on your hands."
"You are lying. I know you’re lying. You know how I know? Cause you’re a bad liar!"
MIRANDA: "What are you saying? I look tired, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No, not tired, no, you look fresh, spry, you glow. What?"
MIRANDA: [stares]
GEORGE: [to self] "Stop, now."
IZZIE: "You do glow."
ALEX: "Like the moon."
MIRANDA: "And you can spend the day in the pit, Karev."
"Yang? Why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"
MIRANDA: "I took pause."
CRISTINA: "You paused?"
MIRANDA: "I paused."
"You just have to know. And when you don't know? No one can fault you for it. You do what you can, when you can, while you can. When you can't, you can't."
"I'm a surgeon. There ain't no damn slowing down."
"Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
