Grey's Anatomy

Miranda Bailey Quotes (Page 25)

MIRANDA: "How are you feeling this morning, Denny?"
DENNY: "Great. I'd be even greater if you'd get me off this machine."
MIRANDA: "Ha. Denny, you know I would. But then your heart would stop beating and Dr. Burke would yell at me and that'd make for a very bad day for both of us."
MEREDITH: "Is he a candidate for the portable LVAD?"
DENNY: "Now see, that's what I'm talking about. Half the size, twice the fun."
MIRANDA: "I see you've been doing your research."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Dr. Stevens, unless Mr. Duquette's heart has just grown a brain, you are currently not doing your job."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "What's going on between Stevens and Denny? is it a crush, some innocent flirtation? Or is Stevens actually crossing the line?"
MEREDITH: "Well, I know she likes him, but I can't imagine Izzie would do that."
MIRANDA: "I didn't think you and Yang would be stupid enough to fall for your attendings, but I was wrong about that, wasn't I."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, well, it's okay. I'm knitting these days and I'm actually thinking about accepting a date, with a vet!"
MIRANDA: "Grey, do you really think I care?
MEREDITH: "No."
MIRANDA: "Good. Maybe you aren't as stupid as I thought."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "I will NOT be mommytracked, you understand?"
DEREK: "I need an intern."
MIRANDA: "Well, you're getting me. I'm not gonna be mommytracked!"
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

DEREK: "Dr. Bailey, what's wrong?"
MIRANDA: "I went and had a baby, that's what's wrong. Now you don't see my name anywhere on that board. I stopped being a doctor and started being a mother!"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Let me hear him cry!"
CRISTINA: "What?"
MIRANDA: "Let me hear him cry! That's cry number four. He's hungry."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

PATIENT: "I was struck by lightning."
MEREDITH: "You mean you fell out of a tree that was hit by lightning."
PATIENT: "Same difference."
MIRANDA: "Actually, medically, it's not the same difference. And it would be helpful if, from now on, you told us the whole truth!"
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "This is great. No blood, no guts, no lives to save. It's dead quiet..."
IZZIE: "Cristina!?"
MIRANDA: "Yang, did you really just say that?"
CRISTINA: "Say what?"
GEORGE: "The 'q' word."
IZZIE: "That's like saying 'Macbeth' in the theater."
CRISTINA: "Oh please. You think because someone says its quiet that it will mean…"
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

RICHARD: "I see you in there."
MIRANDA: "No, you don’t."
RICHARD: "Your husband was discharged over an hour ago."
MIRANDA: "I'm not here."
RICHARD: "Go home. You're not working today. You're on maternity leave."
MIRANDA: [shuts door] "Exactly!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "This is our son... William George Bailey-Jones."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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