Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Don't carry me out this time, I think it sends the wrong message to Lily.
What did Oprah do now
Cam: I'm a doer and an action taker. Sean Penn would play me in a movie about this. Or Anne Hathaway if they wanted a female driven vehicle.
Mitchell: And who would play your long suffering partner?
Cam: Julianne Moore either way.
Mitchell: I would totally see that. I would.
We've had my dad's baby 45 minutes and he's already in a dress.
Cameron: Did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Mitchell: That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
She can't grow up with one huggy, happy cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad because... guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle
Alex: I know what you think about Michael, mom. You didn't have to bring your big gay guns in to back you up. No offense.
Mitchell: None taken.
Cam: I kinda like it.
Mitchell: You always take this a little too far. Your nephew's first birthday.
Cameron: That's not fair.
Mitchell: You brought a wind machine.
Cameron: Who puts wheels on cribs?
How're you gonna cheerlead your way out of this one Buffy?
Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.
