[after the phone rings at 6 am]
Mrs. Gold: Who died?
Ari: No one yet

Ari: I had a nightmare.
Mrs. Gold: Was I with another man?
Ari: No, Vince was

Ari's Wife: Tomorrow's a new day, Ari. Remember, you always have a chance to get it back.
Ari: We're Jews, baby. No, we don't

Ari: I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number: Like Wife number one and Therapist number seven. Good day!
[Ari walks out]
Mrs. Gold: You're really only our fifth

Ari: How the fuck could he have possibly gotten that?
Mrs. Ari: He is one of your oldest friends.
Ari: I love him, baby, but in college he couldn't close a screen door.

Mrs. Gold: Was there a problem with Jonah's evaluation?
Secretary: Well, he did hit a kid with a ruler

Ari: You gotta be kidding me.
Mrs. Ari: It's playtime Ari, this is what kids do.
Ari: This is what in-mates do when they're gonna overtake the guard

Mrs Ari: Sara's best friend's mom just got raped on Criminal Minds last week
Ari: A) Rape isn't voluntary and B) It's prime time!

Ari: Remember when you said the car would make me feel 25 again? Well, it made me feel 18 again, and I'm gonna prove it to you.
Mrs. Ari: What about the kids?
Ari: You know what, Sarah take care of your brother. Mommy and daddy have a little conference.
Mrs. Ari: Are you still taking me to dinner?
Ari: it's doubtful

Ari [leaving dinner]: You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!

E [on the phone]: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored...
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari [still half asleep]: You're bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I'm never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don't know. My cock doesn't wear a watch...

Ari: Honey, I need at least a blow job
Mrs. Gold: Blow yourself

Entourage Quotes

They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?

Ari

Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes