Lila, you should know that my loyalty lies with you... will you give me another another chance?

I may not look like a bruiser, but I can bruise if need be.

I'm pretty confident with my skills, you know, between the sheets!

Navid: Did I make Adrianna gay?
Gia [laughing]: No, that's not really how it works.

Liam: Suspended from school? Sounds more like a vacation.
Navid: You ever face disappointed Persian parents? My own mother said I urinated on the legacy of my ancestors.

Navid: Just like the poster says: I'm not a rat. I'm a hero.
Liam: You're an idiot.

This is what people do at a dance when they don't have dates, huh?

Adrianna: How are you feeling?
Navid: Worse than I ever felt in my life, but not bad.

Navid: You scum bag.
Jasper: Good morning to you, too.

Adrianna: I thought I wasn't your problem anymore.
Navid: I still care about you, okay?

Navid: I'm a tater tot man myself.
Dixon: Dude, you can't say "tater tot" and "man" in the same sentence.

Navid: I'm worried about you.
Annie: Don't be.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.