Ned Flanders Quotes
Season 23, Episode 21: "Ned 'N' Edna's Blend"
Ned: Well sir, now we'll have an open marriage.
Edna: Um, you do know what that means?
Ned: No, but I"m sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: People here do not respect boundaries.
Ned: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 5: "The Food Wife"
Ned: SPORTS stands for Strick Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 4: "Replaceable You"
Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 3: "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
Ned: Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 22: "The Ned-Liest Catch"
Flanders: Call me Delta Airlines, because I can't handle all your extra baggage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ned: That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Edna: Those two boys of yours weren't delivered by the stork.
Flanders: Yes they were. We deliberately chose a Doctor Stork so we could say it without lying.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Flanders: Did a volcano erupt in candy land, because I just caught me a flying red hot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 10: "Moms I'd Like To Forget"
Homer: Oh, you beautiful man!
Flanders: That feeling is mutual of Omaha.
Homer: God, you're hilarious!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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