New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
I want magic, is that so bad?
That's more like dork magic.
It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
I knew that French was gonna haunt me.
I look very handsome! I look like I'm on "Miami Vice"!
I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.
Jess: What's next? What do we do?
Nick: I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.