New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
Jess: How many times a day does Schmidt text you?
Nick: Oh, no, just like...40.
Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.
Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick; a cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?
If I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear glasses.
Nick: You know so many "Spaceballs" quotes.
Jess: They jammed the radar with literal jam!
I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.
A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls.
What is money anyway? It's just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold I understand, it's shiny. You can make jewelry out of it.
Tzatziki is what it's called. It's Jewish charity.
It's not a perfect system Jess, but it's mine ok? And it's private.
Are we ever gonna get to the point where you stop working on me? Or instead of changing me, maybe once Jess, see it my way.
I stole that from Nelson Mandela. I added the part about the Penguin and the Riddler.
