New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
Nick: Men don't talk to people they've dated, unless they want sex, or they're Winston.
Winston: I also want sex.
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.
Why lie? You know how many Millers have been or currently are in jail?
She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.
Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.
DeeDee? That's not a name.
There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson--I lost a bet to Schmidt.
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.
Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.
