New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!
Jess: When I hear all the stuff about Cece's profession, like the dieting, it's crazy. And the butt-drinking...
Nick: Did you just say "butt-drinking?" You can't say "butt-drinking" and not explain what it is. That's two of my four favorite things.
What are you going to do for 20 minutes of foreplay? Boring! Yawn! Am I right, ladies?
No part of this conversation is making me wanna boil over with rage.
If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.
Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?
Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!
Nick: You can't separate your feelings from sex? So what? You're a girl!
Jess: I deserve to have a shorty on the side!
Cece, I'm sorry, but when I stand up, you're gonna see my penis, and when I walk out, you're gonna see my butt.
Nick: Band of Brothers!
Schmidt: Your friendship means nothing to me. Every man for himself!
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.
Nick: What was that? Did you just grunt at me?
Schmidt: It wasn't a grunt, it was a hrmph.
Nick: A hrmph sounds like this - huh-rumph.
Schmidt: Sorry you took it the wrong way, it was not a grunt.
Nick: Serena Williams, that was a grunt.
