New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
Oh, this is terrible--she's quoting Scripture, but using a ton of cuss words.
What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.
Jess: Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing.
Nick: That's the only thing in the world I know to be true.
Coach: His jeans are so small.
Nick: Looks like a puppet, like something an Italian whittled
I hate doors!
Nick: What the hell are you doing?
Coach: Making island beats.
Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.
College Nick: You like rap music? Who's your favorite rapper.
College Schmidt: Brian Austin Green.
Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosé.
