New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Nick: Because college is so expensive...
Angie: I'm a stripper.
Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!
Schmidt: A tuxedo is different from a suit.
Nick: It is??!!
Sometimes I just sit in the stall and listen to you guys.
Men of means.
Winston and Nick
I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
Where are you guys? Could I have walked out to the mountains? When does a hill become a mountain? I'm so cold!
Jess: I got laid off.
Winston: What!?
Nick: Are you serious?
Schmidt: Obama...
Nick: I believe horses are from outer space--
Jess: I believe that, too!
Sure, I could get a girl drunk and topless with only some crushed ice, a hollowed out papaya, and two fingers of rum. But then I grew up, and now I only want to make a drink that a coal miner would want. Straightforward, honest. Something that says, "I work in a hole".
Jess: When I hear all the stuff about Cece's profession, like the dieting, it's crazy. And the butt-drinking...
Nick: Did you just say "butt-drinking?" You can't say "butt-drinking" and not explain what it is. That's two of my four favorite things.
