Nick Miller Quotes
Old Nick: Can I tell you something?
Nick: Not really.
Old Nick: I'm you, from the future.
Nick: Well, that's a first.
Jess: I got laid off.
Nick: Are you serious?
Sure, I could get a girl drunk and topless with only some crushed ice, a hollowed out papaya, and two fingers of rum. But then I grew up, and now I only want to make a drink that a coal miner would want. Straightforward, honest. Something that says, "I work in a hole".
Caroline is way hotter than that voice in my head who sounds like Tom Waits and tells me I look bad in hats.
Sandwiches and sex!? I want that!
Jess: Nick put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Nick: Really high socks it is then!
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
Nick: Schmidt...I need you to teach me to be a douchebag
Schmidt: Let's get started.
Winston: What is happening in the world?
Skylar: Do you know how to make drinks?
Nick: Do I know how to make drinks?
Skylar: Yeah, like alcoholic drinks?
Nick: Yeah, I do that professionally.
Skylar: You could get me drunk professionally?
Where are you guys? Could I have walked out to the mountains? When does a hill become a mountain? I'm so cold!
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!
It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.