Nick Miller Quotes
If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.
I can't believe I'm the sober one. That's actually never happened before in my life.
Fantasy and nightmare colliding.
I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.
What happens in the sleigh is that I'll be your reindeer and take your toys to the sky.
Nick: Because college is so expensive...
Angie: I'm a stripper.
Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosÃ©.
Jess: You care about burritos more than my children?
Nick: You're putting me in a tough spot right now!
What are you going to do for 20 minutes of foreplay? Boring! Yawn! Am I right, ladies?
No part of this conversation is making me wanna boil over with rage.
I hate doors!
Nick: I didn't punch a girl. I punched a horrifying monster. You of all people should know this, Frankenstein!
Frankenstein: You're the real monster!