Wendy: Now, what about lunch?
Nico: Wendy we've had every meal together this week, I can hear you chew in my sleep.

Kirby: This really isn't your scene.
Nico: No, I want to stay. I don't know what my scene is anymore.

Nico: It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Wendy: Her clothes are her.

I hate it when you call it "that magazine" as if it's infectious.

When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.

Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.

Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]

it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.

You are not a loser. You are an extraordinary person. You are funny. You are scary smart and intense and gorgeous and larger than life. You deserve to be loved because of those things not in spite of them.

Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part

Nico: Kirby, that's not going to happen again. I'm married.
Kirby: I forgot my notes.

Nico: Has enough time for me passed to wear something other than black?
Wendy: Well if it's solid yes, if it's print, no. Wear navy. Navy's good. It says I'm getting on my feet and it's still solid.
Nico: Can't I just wear a sign, I don't know how to do this.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.