Popular Nico Reilly Quotes
Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..
If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.
Nico
I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?
Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.
It's good Wendy. It's sweeping. It's touching. You have a big hit on your hands. I'm sleeping with a 25 year old!
It's over, if you don't count the sexual harassment suit.
Nico
Why don't you all sue me? Let's get the bus boy and make it a class action.
Nico: I don't understand why'd he want to hurt me
Wendy: Because he's 25. He lives off ramen and red bull and has nothing to lose and nothing to gain
Nico: What do you want Kirby?
Kirby: You.
Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?
Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.
Nico: It's Charles
Shane: Where is he?
Nico: In Vienna...
Shane: Well tell him to stay there, I look pretty good with three dates.
Nico: Has enough time for me passed to wear something other than black?
Wendy: Well if it's solid yes, if it's print, no. Wear navy. Navy's good. It says I'm getting on my feet and it's still solid.
Nico: Can't I just wear a sign, I don't know how to do this.
