Like they say, sanity's relative. Unless, of course, your relatives are insane.

[to Emily] Frankly, my dear, I'm so glad you give a damn.

Nolan: Ems, you're finally going to get your happy ending. I'm really going to miss you.
Emily: Oh, please. You're already hobnobbing with hot redheads.
Nolan: You know gentlemen prefer blondes.

Jack, be a 'glass half full guy.'

Nolan: Well, I would say that a toast is in order.
Jack: To Emily and Kate?
Nolan: No, to my party surviving unscathed! It's a Hamptons freaking miracle!
Jack: Right. To the important stuff.

Nolan: When does anything ever go right for the host of a Hamptons party with you on the guest list?
Emily: I heard that.

David: You're a good friend, Nolan.
Nolan: For a guy who doesn't have many friends, I try not to take any for granted.

Louise: Are you sure you're not from the South? Because you take care of your friends like family.
Nolan: Well, my friends are my family.

Can't I just have a normal friend?

Louise: Buck up. At the end of the day, you can have something all these other people can't.
Nolan: What's that?
Louise: Anything you want.

[to Margaux] Looks like karma found you fast. She can be a bitch.

Emily: Are you okay? What happened?
Nolan: Your lies...finally caught up to me.

Revenge Quotes

[to Aiden] Hate is a lot like love. You can't force it. You can't fight it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along.

Emily

To succeed, a revolution requires absolute dedication against overwhelming odds. At a moment's notice the tide can turn and every casualty stokes the fire to win at any cost.

Emily