Social Worker: Must be nice to be able to buy your way out of trouble.
Nolan: It's a lot nicer than ripping kids away from their parents for a living.

Jack: I hope that Margaux realizes it's time to drop this vendetta. It's not her.
Nolan: It's kind of becoming her. Rule of the red sharpie, it's kind of hard to put that cap back on.

Jack: This is still a fake marriage, isn't it?
Nolan: Uh, it's tricky.

Listen, Jack. You can work when you want. You can bring Carl with you. We will keep an eye on Louise to make sure she doesn't eat him. Maybe.

Mmm, betrayal. You always gotta give yourself an extra 15 minutes.

Nolan: I am so sorry I didn't see it sooner.
Louise: See what?
Nolan: How much we're alike. I mean, I spent most of my life as an outsider and it felt awful and then Emily showed up and trusted me to be her partner and my life changed. So while the wedding was strategic, I did promise to be there for you. I'm so sorry that I wasn't. Perdonami?

Simone: I can't lose my job over this.
Nolan: Well, I'll get you a new one. Even if that means I have to start a magazine.

Thanks for coming...Mom. Apologies in advance. I don't think we'll be making it down for Thanksgiving.

Ah, Judge Miller. Your reputation precedes you. I would say it's a pleasure but my mother taught me never to lie.

Ah yes, the Hamptons. If you don't pretend to forgive everyone that you hate, you never get invited everywhere.

Like they say, sanity's relative. Unless, of course, your relatives are insane.

[to Emily] Frankly, my dear, I'm so glad you give a damn.

Revenge Quotes

A person's true identity can often be difficult to discern, even to themselves, causing one to question their character, their calling, their very existence. For most, time provides clarity, but for others, these questions remain unanswered for an identity cannot be fully defined when it is a guarded secret.


[to Aiden] Hate is a lot like love. You can't force it. You can't fight it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along.