Thanks for coming...Mom. Apologies in advance. I don't think we'll be making it down for Thanksgiving.

Ah, Judge Miller. Your reputation precedes you. I would say it's a pleasure but my mother taught me never to lie.

Ah yes, the Hamptons. If you don't pretend to forgive everyone that you hate, you never get invited everywhere.

Like they say, sanity's relative. Unless, of course, your relatives are insane.

[to Emily] Frankly, my dear, I'm so glad you give a damn.

Nolan: Ems, you're finally going to get your happy ending. I'm really going to miss you.
Emily: Oh, please. You're already hobnobbing with hot redheads.
Nolan: You know gentlemen prefer blondes.

Jack, be a 'glass half full guy.'

Nolan: Well, I would say that a toast is in order.
Jack: To Emily and Kate?
Nolan: No, to my party surviving unscathed! It's a Hamptons freaking miracle!
Jack: Right. To the important stuff.

Nolan: When does anything ever go right for the host of a Hamptons party with you on the guest list?
Emily: I heard that.

David: You're a good friend, Nolan.
Nolan: For a guy who doesn't have many friends, I try not to take any for granted.

Louise: Are you sure you're not from the South? Because you take care of your friends like family.
Nolan: Well, my friends are my family.

Can't I just have a normal friend?

Revenge Quotes

The worst betrayals come from those we trust the most.

David

[to Margaux] Someone once told me it's our decisions that define who we are. Well, you've got a decision to make.

Nolan