Oscar: Hey, everyone.
Kevin: Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your GAY-cation?
Oscar: Oh, that's very funny.
Kevin: Yeah? I thought of it like, two seconds after you left!

Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.

Oscar

Oscar: So, Pam told me you do a great Stanley impression. I'd love to hear it.
Jim: Oh, um. "Why do you keep CCing me on things that have nothing to do with me?"
Stanley: Is that supposed to be me?
Jim: Oh, hey, Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression.
Stanley: I do not think that is funny.
Pam: He does everyone in the office.
Stanley: Hmph. [leaves]
Jim and Pam: "I do not think that is funny."

Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went.

Oscar

Dwight: Fire! This is not a drill!
Phyllis: You say that every week.
Dwight: Do you want to die?
Oscar: Relax.

Oscar: I can play if you need any help.
Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.

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The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

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Dwight
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