The Office

Pam Beesly Quotes (Page 4)

Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora Ephron...in every romantic comedy ever made.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: At its worst it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best, it planned parties.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: We have a colleague with the same name. You're not a liar too are you.
Other Pam: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight: Damn it Pam! Get out!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: You've been watering down the soap?
Dwight: Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: There's a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym. Oh and it's next door to an Outback so it always smells like steak.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Does anyone want to know where I've been for the past two hours?
Jim: Oh my God. I've been play zombie soccer for the past two hours?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Now, I've tried everything.
Pam: Did you prank Dwight?
Jim: No.
Pam: Well, you like that!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: We're never leaving the house again.
Pam: Not together!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: It's fun to hear Andy sing...in the appropriate setting.
 • Rating: Unrated

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