Pam Beesly Quotes
There's a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym. Oh and it's next door to an Outback so it always smells like steak.
Pam: Does anyone want to know where I've been for the past two hours?
Jim: Oh my God. I've been play zombie soccer for the past two hours?
Jim: Now, I've tried everything.
Pam: Did you prank Dwight?
Pam: Well, you like that!
Jim: We're never leaving the house again.
Pam: Not together!
It's fun to hear Andy sing...in the appropriate setting.
Pam: Dwight! What are you doing? We've only been in here for like two seconds!
Dwight: I've got 56 ounces of fluid in my bladder and we have to establish a pee corner!
Pam: Are you still seeing Donna?
Michael: Since when is this an office where we delve into each other's personal lives?!
[on CeCe] Aww. She's never gonna do anything wrong.
Jim: Sorry ... you like heart-shaped jewelry, right?
Pam: No ...except for the pendant you got me, I love that.
Jim: Alright so I'll finish up on bulk pricing and then you go into delivery guarantee.
Pam: You know maybe there's an opportunity for a joke there. Like um, like, "I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer me a guarantee!"
Jim: Yeah or maybe we don't even need that.
Michael: Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.
Donna: You look exactly alike!
Pam: Oh, no! We're actually married, we're not brother and sister.
Donna: I have a sense about these things.
Donna: You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back!
Angela: I knew it! You should see their baby.
Pam: I was wrong too. I thought she was interested in you.
Michael: She suckered you too ... was it the cleavage.
Pam: Yeah, and the shoulder cutouts.