Patrick Jane Quotes
Season 5, Episode 22: "Red John's Rules"
Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: Relax sister, we're not chumps. She's a cop and I'm in on the gag.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: She was just a memory that made me smile...and Red John killed her.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jane: No offense but you have no dishonesty in you.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you you'll get mad at me.
Lisbon: I'm already mad at you.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 21: "Red and Itchy"
Jane: You're like a Sharpei puppy who's rolled onto his back. You have to rub it's belly.
LaRoche: You're mocking me.
Jane: No, I'd be happy to rub your belly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: I never thought of you as a puppet.
LaRoche: You ever thought of me as a friend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: I see you bought a new safe, I guess it's not safe enough.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 20: "Red Velvet Cupcakes"
Jane: You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing but the Catholic school girl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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