Lena Abbott: Dennis tells me you have one of the trickiest and most devious minds he's worked with.
Patrick Jane: He did, did he? Well I didn't come here to be flattered but go on.

I'm happy to wait here. I'm not your dog. Jackass.

Lay off the anti-depressants. They're making your slow and you're still not happy.

Belinda Bittaker: You can sneer at me all you'd like.
Patrick Jane: I will, thank you.

It's like a master class in dishonesty.

Years from now when you tell Henry this story how will it go? Did the three of you take an evil killer off the street or did you play it safe? Is Henry's birthright going to be one of proud bravery or sensible caution. Tough call.

I'm going to give you some advice. Never play foosball with a woman who's raised three brothers. It's exhausting.

Teresa Lisbon: Would you be surprised if I said I loved you?
Patrick Jane: I'd be lying if I didn't say I'd be moved by that.
Teresa Lisbon: I love you. I said it.
Patrick Jane: I'm surprised.

They're not mad at you. They just miss you.

Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry. My family is messy.
Patrick Jane: Oh, no need. Messy people are good people.
Teresa Lisbon: I'm not messy.
Patrick Jane: You're messy on the inside.

Patrick Jane: Do you want me to?
Teresa Lisbon: I would very much like it if you came.

Patrick Jane: You know I could come with you if you wanted me to.
Teresa Lisbon: That wouldn't be any fun for you.
Patrick Jane: Fun's overrated.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.