The Mentalist

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Lisbon: We should think about getting you a key to this place, don't you think?
Jane: That's a step. It would make things easier.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

I just don't want you to leave.

It might be our last case together so how can anything be too nice.

Jane: You're moving to a new state with a man. Basically you're getting married, in effect. Lucky you've had all that time to get to know him. Weeks and Weeks.
Lisbon: Months.
Jane: A month even.

Oh LIsbon's not leaving. She likes to talk like she might but I don't think she's going anywhere.

I've worked with psychopaths and monsters for years so I do understand your perspective, very well.

I really want you to be happy and that is the most important thing for me that you do what makes you happy. Okay?

Jane: I love that you're predictable.
Lisbon: Just what a girl wants to hear.
Jane: What does a girl want to hear?
Lisbon: I wish I knew.

Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

You guys didn't answer my question. Did anyone narc on me?

Marvin: Just a bunch of fat guys in pleaded shorts as far as the eye can see.
Jane: That's a vivid image.

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The Mentalist Quotes

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane