Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Good-looking women live in a different world.

You had her at Little Lady.

Luck is the planning you don’t see.

High school - best years of your life.

Jane: Lisbon sends her love.
Darcy: I doubt that.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

Patrick Jane: Do you want me to?
Teresa Lisbon: I would very much like it if you came.

Bad smells. Bad memories. It's because the memory is right next to the smell box inside your brain. Nothing makes you remember like smell.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

Your magic sucks eggs.

Teresa Lisbon: You can't keep pulling me from the path of oncoming trains.
Patrick Jane: Yeah, why not?
Teresa Lisbon: Because there's always new trains coming.

The Mentalist Quotes

Kettle to pot. Hello? Come in pot.


Who knew a trip to the cemetery would be such a downer?