It's easy to remember when you never forget.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

(to Jane) You, you're golden.

Hightower

Your magic sucks eggs.

Hightower: Next time I hear from you you better be telling me Red John is dead.
Jane: Deal.

Patrick Jane: I want you to be my wife. Will you marry me?
Teresa Lisbon: Okay. Yes. Yes.

Luck is the planning you don’t see.

Jane: This is Red John.
Lisbon: How can you tell?
Jane: Because when it's him I can feel it.

Vega: Curiously killed the cat.
Jane: It also cured Polio.

They're not mad at you. They just miss you.

Let me tell you something about plans, Colonel. They get in the way of instincts.

Go to Hell goes without saying.

The Mentalist Quotes

It's easy to remember when you never forget.

Jane

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.