The Mentalist

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The mentalist

Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

Krystal: Oh, you're trouble.
Jane: Harmless as a fly.

(to Jane) You, you're golden.

Hightower

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

Lisbon: I don't want to be thanked.
Jane: Too late.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads.

Mayor: Please call me Melba.
Jane: Like the toast?

Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?

Rigsby: Jane, I need to ask you a favor. I need you to, uh...I need you to find out from Van Pelt about this guy she's dating. You know, what's the score?
Jane: The score?
Rigsby: Is it serious? Are they, uh, you know?
Jane: Ask her yourself.
Rigsby: Yeah, right. No. Come on. You know the situation. It's against the rules, relationships between coworkers.
Jane: What are you, a man or a mouse?
Rigsby: A man, obviously.
Jane: Could've fooled me.
Rigsby: If it's that guy from payroll, I will kill him.
Jane: Well, that would be a strong, romantic statement. Women like a man that would kill for them. Hey, Van Pelt!
Rigsby: Don't!

Jane: What's your trick, Max?
Max: Inner peace.
Jane: The kind of peace you get when you shoot your wife's killer?

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Who knows how a homicidal maniac thinks?

Jane

Jane: The point is there's a coded message here.
Cho: Or doodles.

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