Cho, you never cease to amaze me.

Lisbon: I've got a job. I'm not going to drop everything just because you suddenly decided to come back.
Jane: We'll talk.

If I can't live on my terms I'm in prison anyway. Might as well live in this cozy little detention suite.

Jane: I don't see a couch anywhere.
Lisbon: Don't start trouble. At least not yet.

Jane: You called me an asset. That's so touching.
Abbott: I'm an optimist.

I understand you Kim. I understand you very well. Better than you do yourself.

Lisbon: You ran away again Jane. Not from the FBI but from me.
Jane: Yeah, but I ran back.
Lisbon: How was I suppose to know. I thought you were gone again forever.

Knowing what people secretly want is what I do.

So we agree. I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Jane: I could drive my Airstream down to Gentry. Want to join me?
Lisbon: In a silver bucket? No thanks.
Jane: OK. Fischer it is.

Jane: I slept at the compound.
Lisbon: With the peanut butter people?

Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.