Popular Patrick Jane Quotes
(regarding the fight that broke out between Phil and LJ) Yes, but souls are healed. This was a cathartic experience.
I do have one question - how are the burgers?
School would be so much more fun if they started the day of with this instead of the Pledge of the Allegiance.
Keep it in the dojo Phil.
Mayor: Please call me Melba.
Jane: Like the toast?
Lisbon: Why do you so dislike being filmed?
Jane: Because you are stealing my soul.
Lisbon: So what's the deal, I thought you would be the most comfortable in front of cameras.
Jane: The last time I was in front of cameras things didn't turn out so well.
I just love the smell of a new car.
Unless you are very cunning and you are working a double bluff - no I didn't think so.
When sharks stop swimming they drowned, right?
Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.
Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.
