Favorite Penny Hartz Quotes
You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex.
I'm sorry I get racist when I joke and I get hungry when I'm racist.
Hi. Could you bring me a dress that's a little more affordable like maybe one from last season or one that somebody died in.
This old priceless family heirloom that my hot fiancé's grandmother smuggled out of the old country. I mean I guess engagement ring is the acceptable nomenclature.
You are great together, Jay and Bey great.
So much blonde.
Penny made a boo-boo.
Penny: Ever since she's been hanging out with Avi's crew all she eats is pills and powders.
Jane: Sounds like my Vegas diet.
You'd think baby number three would just fall out!
Max, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from "The Goonies?"
So Dave is really gonna fight the guy? Our Dave? The same Dave who wept during Jeremy Renner's Oscar speech?
Alex: This is gonna be so much. I'm gonna get a penis shaped cake and a penis pinata.
Penny: It's a baby shower, not a bachelorette party.
Alex: Right right, ok what kind of penis stuff should I get?
