Penny Quotes (Page 13)
Season 4, Episode 14: "The Thespian Catalyst"
Penny: Let's try some improvisation.
Sheldon: Why not? It seems you're improvising your entire curriculum.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "The Love Car Displacement"
Penny: Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: You know, for a smart guy you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Penny: Ok, so the same with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Bus Pants Utilization"
Penny: Whatcha doing? Trying to contact your home planet?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
Penny: That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon: The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: He wasn't intellectually stimulating enough.
Bernadette: Couldn't you just fool around with him and then listen to NPR?
Penny: Wouldn't help. Zack couldn't even spell NPR.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "The 21-Second Excitation"
Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip?
Wolowtiz: Maybe he took a class at the adult book store. That's how I learned.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Apology Insufficiency"
Penny: Sometimes stuff just happens and there's nothing you can do about it. For example, Lisa Peterson hasn't talk to me since the eleventh grade because no matter how much you apologize you can't go back and un-dryhump someone's boyfriend.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "The Hot Troll Deviation"
Wolowitz: Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?
Penny: Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
• Rating: Unrated
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