Today's the day a girl's finally going to touch you in your little special place.
You know, for the first couple of months, whenever I would take off my bra, he would giggle and say 'oh, boy, my breast friends!'Penny [referring to Leonard]
He was robbed of a bunch of imaginary crap that's useful in a make-believe place.Penny [referring to Sheldon]
Penny: Not knowing's part of the fun.
Sheldon: Was that the motto of your community college?
Penny: Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition that I thought was for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn.
Sheldon: Did you get the part?
Penny: Ooh I thought I smelled pizza.
Sheldon: That's remarkable. If pepperoni were an explosive substance, you could replace German Shepherds at our nation's airports.
Sheldon: She stiffed you?
Penny: I believe that's what he did to her.
Good morning, slut.
Mrs. Cooper, hi, it's Penny. I think I broke your son.
Penny: Let's try some improvisation.
Sheldon: Why not? It seems you're improvising your entire curriculum.
Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.
You know, for a smart guy you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat.