Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Phil Dunphy Quotes
Don't talk black to me!
I'm feeling better now...OH GOD IT'S CANCER!!!
That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
You're all the porn I need.
Claire: Who's our dumbest kid?
Phil: Luke.
I know this seems impossible, but this is for all those times Mom told you she was right and you knew she was wrong.
The little snowflake makes it cold, cold, cold. Set Temperature makes it hold, hold, hold...
Cheerleading in my college was cool. The football players were so jealous they wouldn't even let me and my buddies, Trevor, Scotty and Ling go to their parties.
Just concluding a little business. Successfully, I might add!
Just test-driving my new soup strainer. I dug it out of the Halloween stuff to see what people think.
Luke, that is very offensive to women. Your mom works very hard, just now she works for us.
Claire: I was out of control growing up, there you know, I said it. I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made. If Hailey never wakes up on a beach in Florida half naked, I've done my job.
Phil: Our job.
Claire: Right, I've done our job
