Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 18: "The Wow Factor"
Phil: What did I say about eating things for money?
Luke: Charge the most and people will think you're worth it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: There is no guy, I'm the guy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 16: "Bad Hair Day"
Phil: Oh quick, nature's surefire sunburn remedy- aloe!
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: I should get going, my allergies are starting to cry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 15: "Heart Broken"
Phil: Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I think I may have been being too sexy.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera"
Phil: I'm sorry for dozens of things everyday that actually happen, if I start apologizing for things that don't happen how productive of a person would I be?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Fulgencio"
Phil: Don't ever ask me about my business Claire.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Phil: I know you guys like to go to mom because she's Mr. Tough Guy problem solver.
• Rating: Unrated
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