Phil Dunphy Quotes
Just a warning, I haven't shampooed professionally since college and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear.
Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key?
Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?
Cam: You saw that?
Mitchell: I guessed!
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Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.
I love film-making and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film and I love doing it by myself.
I used to make stuff for Claire all the time. I think my artistry was what locked her down.
They say the greats never let anything affect their performance. Well maybe the greats never had a daughter who checked out during the third of five planned real time wardrobe changes. But I'm not gonna lie, it knocked me off my game.
A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.
Haley: That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Claire: What? We are going there right now!
Phil: Wait, wait are you sure?
Haley: I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure.
Phil: Wow, she's bad at math.
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Phil: Sounds fun, wear your helmets.
Manny: We will. I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube.
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