Phil Dunphy Quotes
Life's too short to be ruled by fear. What do you say we get you the right dryer princess?
It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started out with a whipped cream smile on my waffle.
Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.
I listened to her meringue instructions in the car last week. There was so much whipping and beating I had to pull over.
Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.
Phil: Sometimes a boy might be a good distraction. I remember a certain young lady who was pretty addicted to Miss Pacman until a dashing young gent caught her eye.
Claire: Only because you were wearing a feather earring.
Phil: It wasn't a feather, it was a dreamcatcher. And it worked.
Claire: Welcome to the insane asylum of from hell!
Phil: That's what it feels like.
Claire: You gonna put some blood on that? Maybe dangle an eyeball?
Phil: Who hurt you? I'm kidding, I know it's Jay and Dede.
I'm kind of in a delicate spot stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.
Being a realtor man means working on sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.
Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.
If laughter is the best medicine, consider yourself grape flavored Triaminic.