Phil Dunphy Quotes (Page 4)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Mistery Date"
Phil: It's kind of my lucky number. It's the year Footloose came out.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: Phil Dunphy this is the year 2025, welcome, you're the first one here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Arrested"
Haley: In Legally Blonde Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley this is real life, not an excellent movie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Look this has gotta be some kind of mistake. Our daughter is tiny, there's no way she assaulted anyone. Insulted maybe. Was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes? Because that really sets her off.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Yard Sale"
Phil: I'm not a rider, I'm a strider.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I'm not nervous, I've had hogs bigger than this between my legs!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: It's not nerdy, Luke back me up.
Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friend on this street.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Open House of Horrors"
Phil: Wait so you're telling me this call isn't coming from inside the house?
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: Seriously, Gryffindor letting his mom carry his quidditch pole, how Hufflepuff is that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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