Philip J. Fry Quotes
That's me! I recognize the face!
Police Chief: Ever hear of the future crimes division?
Fry: Tomorrow I have!
Fry: A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me?
Bender: Me dumbass!
Fry: All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting.
Conrad: Who ya gonna call?
Fry: Ghost-
Operator: -The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.
Help! I was attacked in my bathroom by my bathroom! I'm being haunted by a ghost!
It sure was nice of the Mayor's Wife to have sex with me.
Fry: Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff.
Bender: I know, right?
Never bet against me being stupid.
Leela: Remember Fry's idea to offer free delivery?
Fry: It got us a lot of customers!
Leela: We're a delivery company!
Fry: You're using an awful lot of makeup there.
Amy: This is deodorant.
Fry: What does it do?
Valentine's Days coming? Oh, crap. I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
This AC is incredible, I better turn on the heater too. This heater is incredible, I better turn up the AC.
