Philip J. Fry Quotes
Oh sure, Leela's fine but my Jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene. It's not easy being gangrenous.
Bender: So anybody hungry?
Fry: I could stuff myself.
Leela: I'll use that free app that tells you what restaraunts are nere.
Fry: You mean the window?
Leela: Yes.
I'm scaroused.
Leggo my Eggo Crabbo!
Fry: Look I know he's ugly and kind of corrosive, but we can't murder someone just because he's hideous and annoying.
Amy: That's what we said about Zoidberg and look where that got us.
Zoidberg: Amy has a point.
Amy: It's so huge. How big does one of those things get?
Fry: Well, that depends on what one of those things is. That seems like a fact worth knowing.
It's a spaceship graveyard. Why did we have to come here at night?
Fry: Guess I better head over to my night job.
Leela: You have a night job?
Fry: Yep, it's exhausting but I need the extra money to buy coffee to stay awake for my night job.
Where are we? Also, when are we?
Bender bent a poo penny! Bender bent a poo penny!
Professor: Who likes good news?
[Everyone raises their hands.]
Professor: Everyone? Then good news everyone! Our next delivery isn't to some dangerous outer space planet it's to Earth.
Fry: Earth is dangerous. I fell off my chair their once.
Fry: Executive?
Conrad: It's a meaningless title, but it makes insecure people feel better about themselves.
Fry: I feel better about myself!
