Favorite Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
Troy: I'm just sharing what you say.
Pierce: Yeah? Well, what if I share all the stuff you say? He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Troy: There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?
Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?
Tell me how to get this laid-back, or I'll kill your families!
When I was 30 people used to wish I was dead to my face, that's called respect.
A, that is racist. B, swamis can't drive, they're Indians.
Tea for two? There are five people up there.
Just pork her and move on. That's how we did it in my day.
Jeff: We've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: I'm back!
I attack him! I attack black face!
Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?
Pierce: What is a period fairy?
Annie: The fairy that gives you a dollar every time you get your period
Pierce: Does she still come?
