Favorite Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?
I attack him! I attack black face!
Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.
Tea for two? There are five people up there.
Let's burn this mother down!
While you're under so deep, you'll find yourself attracted to... slightly older men. Perhaps some barrel-chested stud with just enough tummy to love. You want to buy him dinner then go back to his hot tub. Perhaps you'll invite one of your friends to join us for a three-way. Maybe someone with low self-esteem and slightly larger breasts.
It began with a dream Annie. A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. I found that people were willing to roll bullets under the door just for the right to take a dump. By the way, for you guys, taking a dump is on the house.
Pierce: You guys think I'm some sort of a joke!
Jeff: This isn't disproving the theory
Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?
Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay."
You ever go into the bathroom and find parsley in your teeth that your friends hadn't told you about? Now imagine your teeth are a uterus and that parsley is a half-chinese baby.
Since in my absence you'll be the new black sheep - I'm sorry, that's offensive - black swan, I want you to have this.
