Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Puck Quotes
Cougar: Is that a nipple ring?
Puck: Yeah. I'm pretty rock 'n roll.
Coach Beiste: He's dead. And all we've got left is his voice in our head. I'm sorry, but it's time. You've gotta be your own quarterback.
Puck: Do you think we could retire his number. Kurt has his letterman jacket. Maybe we could frame it or something. Put it up in here. Other kids should know who he was years from now.
It's no use. My brain is like a Roach Motel. When the info checks in it never checks out.
I appreciate the brovention but I just told her that so I could get a sympathy pants massage.
Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.
Puck [on Lauren]
I don't really groove on Young MC.
The advantage of a relationship with a younger dude is that I've still got four more rounds in me before I need a steak sandwich and a Coke Zero.
What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.
It's my personal tribute to a musical Jewish icon.
I always thought of Beth as an accident, but she's no accident.
Puck: It was a message from God: Rachel was a hot Jew and the good lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know. I've never had balls in my mouth. Have you?
