Glee
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What really makes my nipple ring twitch are the cougars.
She's Jewish. But I think that helps with the whole Puerto Rican thing.
Beiste [on Rachel]
You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.
I haven't had a drink since we talked. Except beer. And I did some research. Napoleon? Turns out not just a dessert. He was a real dude.
She's the one who got away. Really, really slowly.
OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?
Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.
Torah Torah Torah! It's go time!
So are you in? My ass-istant bad ass?
I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.
I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.
Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there.
