Glee
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Lauren: Puckerman, it's your lucky day.
Puck: You're finally gonna let me motorboat those twins?
It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!
Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you're on your way.
Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you?
Puck: We underestimated the power of the Biebs.
Mike: He's clearly a mini God.
Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.
Maybe it's because she's constantly insulting me like my mom.
Puck [on Lauren]
You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.
Finn: We used to be best friends.
Puck: Before I got your girlfriend pregnant and made out with your other girlfriend.
Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird.
Puck: Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
