Rachel Green Quotes
Julie: You're losing your apron. Here let me get it. (She fixes Rachel's apron) There you go.
Rachel: Thank you. (After Julie leaves) What a bitch!
Rachel: What did you buy?
Phoebe: Um, we went shopping for um.... for um... for fur.
Rachel: You went shopping for fur?
Phoebe: Yeah. And then I realized that I'm against that. So then we bought some um... (Monica points to her chest)....boobs.
Rachel: You bought boobs?
Monica: (Answering the phone) Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju-- Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Okay. Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye.
Rachel: Did you just say "Hi, Jew?"
Monica: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it, reaffirms his faith.
Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Monica: Judy.
Rachel: Who?
Monica: Julie.
Rachel: (Shocked) What?
Monica: Jody.
Julie: Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Rachel: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel: All right, Julie. (Julie leaves) What a manipulative bitch.
Ross: (At Central Perk) Hey, Rachel, can I get some coffee?
Rachel: Yeah, sure.
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get--
Rachel: Did you talk to him?
Chandler: Not yet.
Rachel: Then, no.
Rachel: Excuse me, who gave her our phone number?
Phoebe: Okay, well who had the motive? Was it the actor? The chef? The masseuse? Or... was it the guy who's dating her?
Joey: Guy who's dating! Guy who's dating her!
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Monica: (To Julie) It's an expression.
Rachel: (Panting) Ross... not alone. Julie... arm around her... Cramp... Cramp!
Chandler: Okay, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick get the verbs.
Rachel: You... you you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slow pokes!
Ross: That's okay, Rach. We got the bags.
Rachel: (Giving the flowers to Julie) These are for you. Welcome to our country.
Julie: Thank you. I'm from New York.
Chandler: He said, he said... that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever.
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Chandler: You have to really wanna see it.
Okay, okay, okay. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Ross, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
