Rachel Green Quotes
Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Ross: No kidding?
Rachel: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
Ross: What?
Rachel: I'd wait.
Ross: You'd wait?
Rachel: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait... then I'd wait some more.
Ross: Really?
Rachel: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if she begs, she pleads, she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man. That just means it's working.
Ross: Women really want this?
Rachel: More than jewelry.
Mr. Boyle: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine."
Monica: Well, what about his family?
Mr. Boyle: He didn't have any.
Rachel: Okay, so let's talk money.
Mr. Boyle: All right, there was none. Let's talk signing. You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.
Monica: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?
(After seeing the mess in his apartment) Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Rachel: Hey Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
Rachel: Okay, you win.
Monica: (Discussing the seashell lamp) Did you know I'm allergic to shellfish?
Rachel: Well, then you'll just have to eat the other lamps.
Chandler: I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
Rachel: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.
Monica: You're not a freak, you're a guy.
(To Monica) What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
Rachel: (About Mr. Heckles passing away) How did this happen?
Mr. Treeger: He must've been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand.
Monica: That's terrible.
Mr. Treeger: I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It could've been me.
Ross: Sure, sweeping. You never know.
Rachel: You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Monica: Mmmm.
Rachel: Okay, while you "mmm" on it for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.
Monica: Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Rachel: Yes.
Monica: It's that terrible?
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually, but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my... We're, we're... Oh, I love you.
Rachel: I love you too.
(They hug)
Phoebe: You guys, um, I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but, um, I love you guys too! (Phoebe gets in the hug) Oh, I really needed that.
Ross: It's breast milk.
Phoebe: So?
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person!
Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were... shopping.
Rachel: Oh. Oh, my God.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Rachel: Yeah, right. Sure!
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Rachel: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.
Monica: That is not true!
Rachel: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Rachel: Oh, well that works out good cause I'm not listening.
Monica: I feel terrible. I really do.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
