The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSFavorite Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes
Later, Losers!
Raj: Ahh, the premature I love you.
Wolowitz: : I guessed premature, does that count?
Sheldon [to Kripke]: Also, I am given to understand that your mother is overweight.
Raj: Oh, snap.
Sheldon: Now of course, if that is the result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony then I withdraw that comment.
I like you a lot and that's scary for me. Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.
I'm going to be deported, sent home in disgrace, exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay, or as you may know him, Dave from AT&T customer service
Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.
Raj: Because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.
Leonard: Every time I try to talk to her about moving out she cries, and we have sex.
Raj: You're lucky. With me it's usually the other way around
We represent the lollipop gang and we want you.
Raj [to Sheldon]
She never even got to see my penis. Ta-da!
I'm so glad we came to this gentile strip club! Howard, here's more bacon to tuck into the shiksa's g-string!
Raj [to Howard while on the phone with his mother]
Leonard: Oh, geez, I - I don't know if I can ditch Priya two nights in a row.
Raj: Oh, come on, man. Bros before... my sister.
Raj: She gives me things, too.
Raj's father: Yeah, yeah, I'm a gynecologist. I know exactly what she gives you.
