Rufus Humphrey Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 3: "The Jewel of Denial"
Rufus: To my beautiful wife, her freedom, and the end of the ankle bracelet.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Rufus: No phones. I like this party already.
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: I just got the call. You are officially a free woman.
Lily: Oh my god, Rufus. Is this for real?
Rufus: One hundred percent. Your ankle monitor was deactivated an hour ago.
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Season 5, Episode 1: "Yes, Then Zero"
Dan: So now I just have to make sure the book that chapter comes from never sees the light of day.
Rufus: There's a whole book?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Dan: Hey, what's going on?
Rufus: Lily has another meeting with the decorator. She's redecorated so many times that it looks exactly the same.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: Where are you going?
Dan: To find the one person who can help me stop this before it's too late.
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: I don't get it, why would Vanessa steal your story?
Dan: To teach me a lesson. Let's just hope I'm wrong. Which {checks the manuscript} I'm not.
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Dan: It's Blair's Save the Date.
Rufus: You're not happy. You guys are still friends, right?
Dan: Yeah. Friends. I wonder if she invited Chuck.
Rufus: If he's anywhere that FedEx can reach.
• Rating: Unrated
Dan: Dad! What are you doing here? I thought you'd still be in London helping Jenny set up St. Martin's.
Rufus: She and Eric kicked me out when I didn't know who Sierra Burton was, so I came back here early and thought I'd spend some time with you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 22: "The Wrong Goodbye"
Rufus: At least you don't have to worry about sun damage and we don't have to spend the month of August with Eleanor and Cyrus on that cruise like they suggested. Can you imagine?
Blair: I don't think the Principality of Monaco's yacht counts as a cruise, Mr. Humphrey.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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