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To my beautiful wife, her freedom, and the end of the ankle bracelet.

No phones. I like this party already.

Rufus: I just got the call. You are officially a free woman.
Lily: Oh my god, Rufus. Is this for real?
Rufus: One hundred percent. Your ankle monitor was deactivated an hour ago.

Dan: So now I just have to make sure the book that chapter comes from never sees the light of day.
Rufus: There's a whole book?

Dan: Hey, what's going on?
Rufus: Lily has another meeting with the decorator. She's redecorated so many times that it looks exactly the same.

Rufus: Where are you going?
Dan: To find the one person who can help me stop this before it's too late.

Rufus: I don't get it, why would Vanessa steal your story?
Dan: To teach me a lesson. Let's just hope I'm wrong. Which {checks the manuscript} I'm not.

Dan: It's Blair's Save the Date.
Rufus: You're not happy. You guys are still friends, right?
Dan: Yeah. Friends. I wonder if she invited Chuck.
Rufus: If he's anywhere that FedEx can reach.

Dan: Dad! What are you doing here? I thought you'd still be in London helping Jenny set up St. Martin's.
Rufus: She and Eric kicked me out when I didn't know who Sierra Burton was, so I came back here early and thought I'd spend some time with you.

Rufus: At least you don't have to worry about sun damage and we don't have to spend the month of August with Eleanor and Cyrus on that cruise like they suggested. Can you imagine?
Blair: I don't think the Principality of Monaco's yacht counts as a cruise, Mr. Humphrey.

Rufus: He's getting 20 years.
Chuck: Sounds fair. That's how long he kept the secret.
Lily: Well I wouldn't want to be in his shoes, I'll tell you that.

Hey Serena. And... Vanessa? I'm not even going to ask what the two of you are doing together.

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

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