You have to talk to me eventually, you might need my bone marrow one day

Megan: I will give you points for style and delivery, but just so you know I was already planning on telling Laurel
Sage: Oh really? Then you better run
[Sage sends email to Laurel]
Megan: You wicked little...
[Megan takes off running]

Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone

You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime

I know who you are and p.s. I puke outfits cuter than that one

You're Rose Baker. You're hot! Come on, the guy had bacne last year, he should be kissing the ground you walk on!

Megan: Good morning ladies!
Sage: Okay that "first thing in the morning chipper voice" you do has to stop

Photographer: we were supposed to get a signature from their mother.
Sage: Grandmother... our mother's dead. Feeling stupid yet?

it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth

Rose: Is megan still out with her dad?
Romie: I don't know, you never ask me about my family
[Romie leaves]
Sage: Does Romie have a family?

Sage: I so would have rocked my mug shot...
Marco: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities

Rose: I'm so proud of us
Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid