New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Schmidt Quotes
Winston, you've been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you're checking her out, otherwise you're a serial killer, which would explain a lot.
Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!
Shivrang's Aunt: Who is this?
Schmidt: I'm Gerard Depardieu. Who do you think I am, lady? I'm Schmidt.
When Nick leaves, I'm gonna call a plumber and just throw money at him while he works.
Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.
Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.
Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.
CeCe: Make sure you use protection.
Schmidt: CeCe, she's a foreigner. What do you think I am? An idiot?
What am I looking at here? Robbie, man to man, you didn't want to wear something a little more form-flattering, maybe like a pile of towels? Or the number 8?
Schmidt [about Rob's green spandex]
I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!
I know what my pogo is. It's that I dance like a sea snake.
