New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Schmidt Quotes
Nick: I just want to make a good impression on Jess's sister.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, I want Julia Child not to be dead, but here we find ourselves.
What makes Abby's jewelry so interesting is that it is dangerous and can cut you
We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.
I may not be Abraham Lincoln. But I witnessed the emancipation of one black guy tonight.
Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.
Jess, can I borrow your glasses? We're going to roleplay as you guys.
Crazy girls are kind of my 'Hurt Locker.'
Quit sorting through my trash, Coach! You're messing it all up!
Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?
Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.
Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?
You would not know a sex blink if it blinked you in the sex!
