You were so light and charming you were like Pixar Winston.
Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.
There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!
I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."
He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?
Everybody hates the Jews! Your mom's in the majority! I'll convert to Indianism!
You my boo and I been missing you. I been missing you oh so long.
I'd put it in a bowl and eat your hair.
Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosÃ©.
I can't believe I have to have feelings to have good sex. I thought I'd be dead before that happened.
Schmidt: Would I have to put my legs in the stirrups?
Melissa: Why would you even ask that?
Schmidt: I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag, excitement.
You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.