New Girl

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Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.

There's two of you! I thought we were in the middle of a budget crisis!

I don't celebrate Christmas, or as I like to call it, "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night."

He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?

Everybody hates the Jews! Your mom's in the majority! I'll convert to Indianism!

You my boo and I been missing you. I been missing you oh so long.

I'd put it in a bowl and eat your hair.

Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosé.

I can't believe I have to have feelings to have good sex. I thought I'd be dead before that happened.

Schmidt: Would I have to put my legs in the stirrups?
Melissa: Why would you even ask that?
Schmidt: I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag, excitement.

You are a gynecologist and a lesbian. This makes you a vagenius.

I feel like our bodies really made something. Like we brought manufacturing jobs back to America.

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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach