Schmidt: Have you ever dated two women at once?
Rabbi: What are you talking about? I went to camp. They used to call me the octopus.
I'm a hero Nick, just tell me I'm a good man. I really need to hear it.
So yeah, I was dating them both at the same time. I'm a mess, I can't sleep, I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.
Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.
Cease lovemaking! All lovemaking must cease!
Human dental dam!
She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.
Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.
Let's talk about it, in my perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office.
Schmidt: No sig oths.
Cece: Just say "significant others."
Schmidt: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I'm on a tight sched.
I wouldn't even begin to know how to steal a swag.
Look at this puzzle. It's "ages 6 and up." You are "up," Winston. You are very "up."